we get it
October 16, 2003
We're too tired to update today.
Hmmm. OK, this one is a softball. Pam Anderson in the news again. Wants KFC to treat their chickens better. Hmmm. Maybe not strip off their feathers and dump them in boiling fat? And we shouldn't eat them? Sorry Pam, the chickens are just for eating, not for pleasing.
Pretty lame, huh? We're so late posting this tonight that nobody's going to see it anyway.
In exactly 15 days, we're making a subtle change to the evil.com home page.
We're having a contest: anyone who can successfully predict what change that
would be will get their name published as "too smart for their own good." Clue #2 - Nothing really to do with Halloween. You can send guesses through the standard method. If you can't figure out the standard method, you're obviously not "too smart for your own good." Lots of entries so far, and only "Nick Jones" has gotten it right. Congrats Nick - You're officially too smart for your own good.
Beck Ryan came close today, very close, but the
judges said "Bzzzzzzzzzzt!" |
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